"Life’s hard. It’s even harder when you’re stupid."
John Wayne (via kushandwizdom)
ipokemonmemes:

What a fucking cockblock
thatfunnyblog:

New fav quote

friclge:

I want to wear a t-shirt that says “Keep Calm and Tumble On” so people think I’m a gymnast and really athletic but I really just spend all day on my laptop

jamaicanamazon:

evske:

how much is this in dollars?

Obviously it’s $0….

imsoshive:

me: what’s for dinner?

her: *spreads her legs*

me: 

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so, did you not cook or ….. cause popeyes closes at 10 and i need to leave now if i’m gon make it.